Credit Card Christmas (#StellabrationTime)

by 50 Sniffs

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ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS PURCHASE WILL GO TOWARDS THE BOSTON FLOOD VICTIMS. PLEASE HELP OUR COMMUNITY BY SHOWING A LITTLE GENEROSITY THIS CHRISTMASTIME.

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Christmas time is a double edged sword,
Cos you need loads of things that you can't afford,
Mince pies, pudding and sprouts for lunch,
Even Santa Claus has felt the credit crunch,
But this year, I've got a new plan,
I'm gonna rob a bank, banana in hand,
But they just laughed and said "When times are hard, Here Mr Sniffs, try this credit card"

I think I'll buy a new car,
It's only 50% A.P.R

(Credit Card Christmas)
I bought my turkey on finance,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And then I took it round my Nans,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Let's make this one to remember,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And rave it up this December!

Stellabrate good times, come on!
And merry Sniffsmas, Everyone!

Now everything's great, I can buy what I like,
Started with one card, Now I've got 5,
Bought Christmas Jumpers hands couldn't knit,
Now I never have to go on the jolly Saint Nick,
Got the kids toys and a sled full of booze,
Having a mad one, Nothing to lose,
When I get to the till, doesn't matter the charge,
Cos I'm putting this year on my Christmas card.

Popped into Santander,
But I didn't see Santa there.

(Credit Card Christmas)
I bought my turkey on finance,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And then I took it round my Nans,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Let's make this one to remember,
(Credit Card Christmas)
No saving upthis December!

(Credit Card Christmas)
I bought my turkey on finance,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And then I took it round my Nans,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Let's make this one to remember,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And rave it up this December!

So throw your hands up in the air,
And throw your cans up in the air,
It's been a year so long to wait,
So now it's time to Stellabrate,
So grab your Bateman's Rosey Nose,
And snog under the mistletoe,
And if you're worried about the debt,
Just stellabrate til you forget!

Stellabrate good times come on!
And merry Sniffsmas everyone!

(Credit Card Christmas)
I bought my turkey on finance,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And then I took it round my Nans,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Let's make this one to remember,
(Credit Card Christmas)
No saving up this December!

(Credit Card Christmas)
I bought my turkey on finance,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And then I took it round my Nans,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Let's make this one to remember,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Fill up my cup it's December!

(Credit Card Christmas)
I bought my turkey on finance,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And then I took it round my Nans,
(Credit Card Christmas)
Let's make this one to remember,
(Credit Card Christmas)
And rave it up this December!

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released November 27, 2013
Duncan Vaughan
Jimmy May

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50 Sniffs Boston, UK

50 Sniffs is a 3 piece parody rap trio from Boston, UK on the east coast of England. Thanks to the support of their local fans family & friends, their two released albums are available here to download for free. Enjoy and spread the word!

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