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Let’s go skeggy beach, Each,
Cos It’s Dole day,
It’s sunny as owt so I need to get away,
Pack up the nova with me bucket and spade,
Got my fake Ray bans that I’ve just home made,
Dig a hole –ole 99 in hand,
Take a bite from the cone now it’s covered in sand,
Run to the sea for a quick skinny dip,
See a kid wee and abandon ship!
On the shore-ore,
I wave at all the Nans,
And build a fort, fort,
With empty stella cans,
Take off my trackie top so I can get sun tanned,
Then I’ll go home ome to my caravan.
Fish chips, and donkey rides,
A stick of rock with my name inside,
2p slots kid I’ll win the prize,
Loving life out at the seaside.
Fish chips, and donkey rides,
A stick of rock with my name inside,
2p slots kid I’ll win the prize,
Loving life – I’m riding on the big dipper.
Never win owt on a grab machine,
I know that,
But I’m the best at lazer Quest,
So BRAP BRAP BRAP!
So ride to the sky on the skeg big wheel,
Go natureland feed fish to the seals,
Trinket shops with your personalised cups in,
Guaranteed fun when you party at Butlins,
Birds in bikinis just get my heart racing,
Chilling in skeg kid it’s oh so bracing.
Get a thirst on crack a Batemans beer
And go booloo on Skegness pier.
On the shore-ore,
I wave at all the Nans,
Then I’ll go home ome to my caravan.
Fish chips, and donkey rides,
A stick of rock with my name inside,
2p slots kid I’ll win the prize,
Loving life out at the seaside.
Fish chips, and donkey rides,
A stick of rock with my name inside,
2p slots kid I’ll win the prize,
Loving life – I’m riding on the big dipper.
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